let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
my friend’s teacher’s first kiss was benedict cumberbatch
^FUCK
game of thrones pickup lines part 1
If you hear “You look like my brother” from Cersei: run. Just run like hell.
OMG YESSSSS
who needs a man when you have yogurtland
my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up
i have a brain tumor
(Source: sburbox)
justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles
It’s literally hit music
(Source: tonymystark)
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
i made a list of the things i hate about myself





