dftba-cumberbabe:

primadonna-blaine:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my friend’s teacher’s first kiss was benedict cumberbatch

^FUCK

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cjdwoods:

gameoflaughs:

game of thrones pickup lines part 1

If you hear “You look like my brother” from Cersei: run. Just run like hell.

OMG YESSSSS

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sketchingpanda:

who needs a man when you have yogurtland

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holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor

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880 plays

(Source: wesssel)

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myreligionispizza:

pillory:

justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles

It’s literally hit music

myreligionispizza:

pillory:

justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles

It’s literally hit music

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emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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stutzpunkt:

do you ever just feel like all of your friends deserve better than you

stutzpunkt:

do you ever just feel like all of your friends deserve better than you

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slenclerman:

i made a list of the things i hate about myself
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